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Joe Cooper, Doug Remer, and Kenny Scolari~~THE BEERS
The Milwaukee Beers are the main team in BASEketball. Matt Stone plays Doug "Sir Swish" Remer, Trey Parker plays Joe "Coop" "Airman" Cooper, and Dian Bachar plays Kenny "Squeak" "Little B****" Scolari. They are basically 3 losers who make a driveway party game into a worldwide sport. They win the Denslow Cup, after losing it a few times. To get the cup, they go through much laughter and some anguish.
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I'm the king of the world!
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The Denslow Cup
The Denslow Cup of the NBL is like the Stanley Cup of the NHL. Only thing is, the playoffs are played in the most confusing format ever. If you know what I'm talking about, good. If not, forget it, because it's too damn hard to explain. There have been 5 Denslow Cups, with the Beers being an opponent in most of them, but winning their first in the latest one. The Dallas Felons are, I hate to say it, the Cowboys of the NFL, winning Denslow Cups 3 and 4. It's a mystery as to who won 1 and 2. The actual Denslow Cup has the bowl/plate thing Coop, Remer, and Squeak won as the shirts, in the original BASEketball championship. The Denslow Cup is named after late Beers owner Ted Denslow, whose vision brought the game from driveways to arenas across America.
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Doug Remer and Joe Cooper
As far as we know Coop and Remer have been childhood friends. Whether it's becoming a big sports hero like Reggie Jackson or owning a big sports bar, Coop and Remer have been together through thick and thin. But all friends have a time when things don't go so smooth. Remer becomes a sell-out, and it leads to the end of the Dream-Come-True Foundation. Coop solves Remer's problems, and they become friends again, just in time to win Denslow Cup V. Coop ends up dating Jenna Reed, the director of the Foundation, and Remer gets Yvette Denslow, Ted's widow. DUDE!
Kenny Scolari
Kenny Scolari is the little b**** of the Beers. It is not clear when Coop and Remer met him, but it was probably during their younger years. when Squeak lost his job at the Gas Company, Coop and Remer decided to let him move in and join the future Beers. He is easily the worst player on the team, and gets ripped on the most. He has a guy, errr girlfriend, at least. He actually does something for the team, when he psyches-out big Ed Tuttle. But just remember, he's hit his fair share of homeruns too.
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Coop, Squeak, and Remer
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Awww, though break Squeak. Yeah, now you're gonna have to go fetch the ball, b****.
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